the tuna can

can you believe i never taught three how to use a can opener? had to explain it to her over the phone - and this is what happened:

how to save on ss & medicare costs - HAHA

To help save the economy, the Government will announce next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting seniors (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs.

Older people are easier to catch and will not remember how to get back home.

I started to cry when I thought of you.

Then it dawned on me ... oh, crap...

I'll see you on the bus!