Sent to Janice on 11/25

Poor dear broke her wrist and had to have surgery.

Calling All Cute Guys!

Calling All Cute Guys! | The New Yorker

I set my alarm for 6am every morning. I get up - put on my coffee and let the snooze go 3 times. Sorry if that bothers you but not sure I can change that anytime soon. I drink my coffee in bed and can get out of the house in less than 5 minutes from being in bed to being in my car. I brush my teeth but don't touch my hair or face. Most mornings I have my pillow creases still on my cheek. Just don't get in my way. I run a tight morning ship.

I head to Mt. Philo every morning. I like to run it - and plug in my airbuds so if you want to join you can either go in front of me or behind me because this is my alone time with my music, stairs, Philo fam and views. One thing you don't have to worry about is that even though I am a ridiculous Instagram poster - I don't post anything really personal unless it's in secret format just for us. So if you don't have an account - suggest you get one. I only share my location with one person so if you want a general idea of where I am, Instagram is your best bet.

F

…and be careful if you walk into my kitchen at night with the lights off. At least 3 cabinet doors are open, but it's Russian Roulette which one  will give you a black eye😍

And, I have enough nuts on hand to feed an army of squirrels 

All my seltzer is pineapple 

 MY candy stash is from Halloween, mid 2000s, because I can stop after only one piece 

FUNIONS have consequences and I don't care

Expect there to be a very large Christmas tree and Christmas is a long season

I makes lists and stuff get shit done 

A

And I go out a lot with my girlfriends… those nights I won't be seeing you.

So fun! And let's not forget about the white sunglasses!!! Love the pictures!❤️❤️❤️

Me

And don't touch my cheese doodles or cheezits. They are off limits - I do not share. 

Funyons are reserved for hangover and road trips 

When I travel for a min of 2 nights I always bring my single sleeping bag to save my hosts from having to change/wash sheets. So if you what to come - bring your own sleeping bag. 

I am a creative person and have many unfinished projects. Get used to it. They all have names so familiarize yourself with them. Here's a sample: the Christmas stocking project, at least 3 Shutterfly projects, the cardboard box project, ten WORD book project, operation Goodwill etc. and NEVER ask me when they will be done. EVER.

Another one: I like my fried egg whites crispy. So please refrain from removing the frying pan from the heat just because you think they are done. They are not. 

Michelle 

Gotta put something in there about work schedule and multi job juggle

Gotta put something in there about always seeing the bright side of things 

Gotta put something in there about never giving up on people and family.  

And the JUST FUCKING DO IT attitude.