One of those Email poems

Monica sent this to me this morning and I thought it was pretty funny. It's certainly not one of those sappy email friendship poems:

1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you are plottingsomething that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared, I will rag onyou about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, I will point and laughat your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath: I pledge it to the end "Why?"you may ask; "because you are my friend".

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.